Daniel runs for Class Representative
Daniel is running for his 4th grade class representative. He's written a short campaign speech, made a campaign poster, and now apparently has a strategy as well. He has it all figured out how to win his class elections. He said he's the only boy in the running, and there are three girls. There are 14 boys in his class and 11 girls. He figures all he has to do is get all the boys to vote for him. He is so cute. He also asked Sheri the difference between a Democrat and a Republican. She declined to explain it, saying to ask his father.
He expanded on this strategy further to me last night. He said, "Daddy, boys will just vote for the boy, but girls might vote for a girl or a boy. Plus, the girl vote will be split among the three of them." I don't know if he's going to play the "gender card" in his speech, but he's already analyzing things like a politician... But what if it gets out that he still likes to have his mommy brush his teeth? Can you imagine the scandal? MommyGate 2004! The election is this week. Hopefully he can keep a lid on things and avoid the Superior Girls For Representation (SGR)
dirty tricks squad.
Results to follow.

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